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EMPOWERED
FABULOUS FIFTY AND SINGLE
MY FRIENDS SAID YOU’LL FIND YOU A MUCH BETTER GUY
IF YOU JUST GET ON OUT THERE AND MINGLE
MEN WILL BE LINED UP OUTSIDE OF YOUR DOOR
LIFE WILL BE BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE
YOU’RE SMART AND AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL
YOU’RE EMPOWERED!

EMBOLDENED
OKAY, DATE NUMBER ONE’S NOT THE WINNER
TIME TO TRY HARDER GET BACK IN THE GAME YOU KNOW
ROME WASN’T BUILT OVER DINNER
I’LL BE MORE SELECTIVE I THINK THAT’S THE KEY
THIS EVENING A DRINK WITH A NICE PH.D
SHORTER SKIRT, HIGHER HEELS, YOU CAN BET THAT I’LL BE
EMBOLDENED!

EMBARRASSED
EMBARRASSING EVEN TO SAY WHY
CONVERSATION WAS SPARKLING AND WITTY AND FUN
I JUST HAD A DATE WITH A GAY GUY
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, HOW COULD I NOT SEE
THAT NO GOOD-LOOKING HETERO DOCTOR WOULD BE
SO INTO AN AGING NEUROTIC LIKE ME
EMBARRASSED

MY FRIENDS SAY "TRY SOMETHING NEW, HOPE."
MY FRIENDS SAY "IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO, HOPE."
MY FRIENDS SAY "SPEED DATING'S GREAT, HOPE."
THEY SAY "IT’S NEVER TOO LATE, HOPE."
SO I’M BACK FROM FOUR DATES WITH FOUR MEN IN FOUR HOURS
FOUR CUPS OF COFFEE THEN FOUR WHISKEY SOURS
ONE MUST HAVE DOUSED HIS WHOLE SELF WITH COLOGNE
ONE SPENT THE WHOLE FREAKING TIME ON THE PHONE
ONE HAD A COMB-OVER, ONE WAS A GNOME
AND I’M TIRED AND PISSED AND I’D RATHER STAY HOME
I NEED A GOOD MAN
SOMEONE WHO WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL
SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH
SOMEONE WHO’S STILL BREATHING
I NEED ICE CREAM.

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from Long Story Short home demo recordings from 2006​-​9, released October 26, 2018

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